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Andrew Dice Clay

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I think the best part of being gay is when you're done, you could turn over and talk about football.

Little Boy Blue - He needed the money.

People are taking the act too seriously. The Diceman character is a macho moron. It's juvenile comedy. I just like to make people laugh.

C'mon baby, lose the bra.

Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter, Jill came down with $2.50.

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