By the way, the proceeds from tonight's telecast - and I think this is so great - will be divvied up between huge corporations.
Steve Martin: How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
Other quotes by Steve Martin
Knowledge of means without knowledge of ends is animal training.
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
You can’t make something beautiful by trying to make something beautiful. Something becomes beautiful in the process of trying to be something else.
You cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten times greater than yours.
There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.
When someone less capable is ahead of me, I am not pleased. It makes me insane.
I would have felt a little funny if another actor was playing this role.
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.