I'd much rather have AIDS than a baby... They're not that different at all. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.
Donald Glover: Most people think I'm Danny Glover's son when they meet me. So when...
Most people think I'm Danny Glover's son when they meet me. So when they ask, I say 'No, I'm Crispin Glover's son.' Then we stare at each other for a long time.
Other quotes by Donald Glover
If you’re a girl, and dont give blowjobs, go ahead and curl up with your cats and your twilight dvd’s... because you are going to die alone.
An elephant never forgets, so my dick remembers everything.
We never went to Toys 'R' Us, we always went to f*cking Auschwitz for kids - Home Depot.
I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.
Careers very rarely are a waste of time; jobs usually are.
We're afraid to move on, that's why there's so much nostalgia on the internet... 'cause we don't wanna look forward, that's scary.
When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up.
You’re always allowed to be better.
Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.